The mantra ‘location, location, location’ often concerns buying a house, but some owners would benefit from applying it to their photography.
Should one, for instance, locate the camera in front of a fossilised garden chair? An overflowing ashtray? An elderly relative hustling out of shot? Has thought been spared for the location of that dirty underwear? Those psychedelic curtains? What’s going on with these terrible property photos?
Out of touch with reality, less Rankin and more plain rank, some of the worst offenders should consider relocating to another industry.
Luckily for us, they haven’t yet.
The mystifying property photographs gathered here are an endless source of confusion, confusion, confusion, frustration, frustration, frustration and, perversely, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction.
Here’s our latest collection of the most baffling, terrible property photos ever recovered from the depths of the internet.
Photos cross-promoted from Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos.